If anybody asks "what was it that finally did her in?" nod sagely, and say, "it was twist ties, chewed toothpicks and the ripped-off tops of artificial sweetener all over the house." Yes, ma'am, that's what will get me. And the dog probably, too, for different reasons. I'm not eating the stuff. Yet.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
What's Gonna Get Me
If anybody asks "what was it that finally did her in?" nod sagely, and say, "it was twist ties, chewed toothpicks and the ripped-off tops of artificial sweetener all over the house." Yes, ma'am, that's what will get me. And the dog probably, too, for different reasons. I'm not eating the stuff. Yet.
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