How Men Have Nothing to Do with Making Babies

I've asked people to explain the continued legislative fascination with babymaking. Nobody has a good answer so far. Maybe it's the conservative approach to jobs creation. The bishops switched gears from hiding and denying abuses in the church, to insisting that the administration is abusing their doctrine. Virginia state legislators solidified the conservative agenda that people have rights from the moment of conception to the moment of birth. What the hell is transvaginal ultrasound anyway? Who comes up with this crap? We have candidates for president of the United States who maybe understand where babies come from, how babies are made, but can't be bothered to talk about men. It's the vile and anti-Biblical women, those harlots who make babies, and so forcing those heathens to bear children is what? Justice? God's will? Government business? Why aren't we policing those penises involved? For every child conceived there's a man who unzipped. Why aren't we insisting on the men taking responsibility for their actions? That legislators, elected representatives, and candidates for more power in government have such a puerile, idiotic and misogynistic view of women should make all of us cringe. Are serious journalists reviled? Are you?

112th Congress and State Legislatures Repurposed

112th Congress has been busy, busy passing laws governing women's rights. The Indiana legislature just passed a law scripting doctors to lie to women. Abortion does not cause breast cancer, but what the hell? Florida has 18 pieces of legislation overseeing women's organs. I can't keep up with what the Michigan legislature is focused on, but I'm going to guess it's below my navel. Let's repurpose all this legislation, cut back on the paperwork, and streamline the legislative process. You've got a zipper, guys. Keep it zipped.